Gambling quotes can be fun and witty. Enjoy reading a couple whenever you are in the mood for some gambling.
“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.” The film, The Color of Mercy.
“Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.” Wilson Mizner
“The greatest advantage in gambling lies in not playing at all.” Girolamo Cardano
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.” Kin Hubbard
“Don’t be a gambler: once a gambler, always a gambler.” John W. Gates
“Diligence is the mother of good luck.” Benjamin Franklin
“A little government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them.” P.J. O’Rourke
“Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” Gloria Steinem
“You don’t gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.” Bert Ambrose
“The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.” Heywood Broun.
“A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.” VP Pappy
“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.” Jack Yelton
“All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler, and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.” Stephen Hawking
“Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.” Mark Twain
“Anybody can win; unless there happens to be a second entry.” George Ade
“A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.” William Bolitho
“In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.” Author unknown
“Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.” Charles Lamb
“You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.” Albert Einstein
“Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on your face.” VP Pappy
“Everything in life is luck.” Donald Trump
“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” Author unknown
“No dog can go as fast as they money you bet on him.” Bud Flanagan
“The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.” Wilson Mizner
“A race horse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.” Author unknown
“There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.” Author unknown